I'm done. I've given up. After years of searching for the magic potion I've come come to a realization. Natural deodorant just does not work for me.
Who beholds the secret sauce that will make me magically smellicious? Am I just a stinky Italian girl who smells likes I've got onions under my pits? God forbid I dare to use anything herb scented under there I smell like rack of lamb.
Oh and don't even talk to me if I have eaten garlic. I had to swear off the stuff years ago because people could actually smell it on me. It was lovely being referred to as "garlic girl" at a previous job. This ended my love of garlic forever.
I'm smelling pretty good this days thanks to Secret...
Wednesday, February 20, 2008
My Old Fragrance: Il Profumo Di Aglio
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I refer to my part Italian fiance as a stinky Italian and he just realized it's the garlic.
I am a fellow Italian stinker and never knew about my garlic retention disorder. A couple of weeks ago my boss said "Whoa! your breath stinks. Did you have garlic last night. I was horrified and immediately put ten drops of peppermint essential oil into my water bottle and chugged. Minutes later my lips were burning and my boss said I smelled like medicine and garlic.
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