A 20,000 Dollar Facelift For FREE? This Really Works!

Leave it up to Jack Lalanne to make us all young again. It amazes me that this man has better muscle structure, (in his face) at 90 something, than most ladies in their 40's.

Don't laugh too hard at the retro videos this stuff is awesome and now I am pooped!!

Rhino Dis-Morpha

Women are truly hooked on perfection. I had a client today ask to be referred to our plastic surgeon. I looked at this blond haired blue eyed beauty and said, "for what?"Apparently she would like a complete nose job because of some tiny bump on her nose that I can't even see. I think its because her boyfriend just dumped her.

The plastic surgeon agreed with my opinion and told her no.

Pump Up The Plump

I should have been a plastic surgeon. I could never imagine going to school for that long though. The reason I say this is I am questioned all day about what fillers and lasers I recommend. This is so funny because I am a rep for a skincare line. Maybe I am selling the wrong stuff.

I don't know a person (woman) on this planet that would not change of something if they could afford it. My estheticians are all doped up on laser and Botox some of them are only in their 20's.

I have yet to do Botox because:

A. I am cheap when it comes to cosmetic type things.

B. As an esthetician I rarely pay for my beauty and don't plan on it ever.

C. Fillers need to be maintained and I am very lazy when it come to beauty.

D. The only man allowed to stick needles in my face is my acupuncturist.

I guess I just really plan to age gracefully.....